Captain Marvel Review (ALERT)

Reviewer: SoralNightstar

Category: movies

Watchable At: Amazon Prime Video

Rating: 🌟

Overview:

Admittedly, I liked this movie at first. The sound was good and the visuals are cool. But, of course, politics strike again.

The person who was with Carol... Wendy, was it?.....wasn't a female in the comics. Wendy was actually a male named Walter. So that just shows a sliver of Disney's crap "female empowerment". I'm all for equality but it's a different thing to show that in a movie that's solely about adventure and suspense. I used to watch a show called Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and NOWHERE does it involve some random chick named after a food industry. Not tryna to put Disney down, but geez, you wasted 4 hours pushing your political stances forward. I don't fall asleep when watching a movie, but this was just straight-up boring. Not only did the movie lie and say, clear as day, "based off the Marvel comics" ( even though we sure as heck know it isn't), but it also gave off the ideal that women were better than men. I don't personally believe in that, which is why I spent a good thirty minutes asleep in the theater and let my mind wander off to other thoughts.

When I said that Aquaman was terrible and nothing could be worse than it, then you'd be surprised to know that THIS is worse. I only have it one star because of the cute cat!!!!!!

~ Gumball meme incoming ~

Customers who have this movie as much as I do: what even is the point of this!? It's just a crap movie!!! AND WHAT IS THIS SHOVEL FOR!?

Me: I'll show you what it's for

Also Me: (whacks the big screen in the movie theater) THIS is for wasting my time, THIS is for wasting my money, THIS is for lying to me, and THIS is for FORCING ME TO WRITE REVIEW ABOUT ANOTHER BAD MOVIE!!!!!!!!

I'm going to go to bed now byee