Aquaman Review (Oh God)

Reviewer: SoralNightstar

Category: movies

Watchable At: Amazon Prime Video, Xfinity TV

Rating: ⭕

Overview:

what the... wait is that Ariel with SpongeBob's jellyfish friends

What's up guys, it's Critic_Nightstar here and today we shall be reviewing one of the worst movies ever created in life!

First of all, Aquaman doesn't even look like that in the comics. If you've seen this movie then you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. If you haven't, then that's a good thing. It means your mind hasn't been tainted with DC's supposedly "politically correct" crap.

DUUUUUDEEEEEEE THE BEGINNING IS SO BADDDDD

How is a mermaid easily drinking hot cocoa like that dude she didn't even hesitate like bruh are a mermaid or a cosplayer

Oh Lord now there's a trillion song references

Dude the movie is so bad and so predictable that I literally can't keep talking about it without cringing. With that being said, the graphics are absolutely stunning EXCEPT FOR AQUAMAN'S BUTCHERED COSTUME AT THE END OF THE MOVIE. And dude don't even get me started on their fAkE, fOrCeD rOmAnCe. The movie Shazam! did literally a thousand times better than this movie, I swear.

AT LEAST SHAZAM! ACTUALLY HAD DECENT COSTUMES AND AN ACTUAL PLOTLINE

Aquaman's production he literally been blown out of the water at this point but if you like cheesy movies that have one-dimensional characters, political nonsense, and forced relationships, then this is the movie for ya. Save for money and don't rent this movie

YOU CAN EVEN TELL BY THE TRAILER HOW BAD IT IS I'M NOT LYIN---

ykw the movie get 0 stars now lemme go review Shazam! after this